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بچه های شاد
چهارشنبه 17 آبان 1391 :: نویسنده : بچه های شاد       

شراب گرم:

از ملانصرالدین پرسیدند: شراب گرم را چه می نامند؟ ملانصرالدین گفت: گرم شراب. باز پرسیدند: اگر سرد باشد چی؟ ملا گفت: ما آن را زود می خوریم و مجال نمی دهیم که سرد شود.



صدقه:

ملانصرالدین گوسفند مردم را می دزدید و گوشتش را صدقه می کرد. از او پرسیدند: این چه کاریست که می کنی؟
ملا جواب داد: ثواب صدقه با بره دزدی برابر است فقط در میان پیه و دنبه اش توفیر است!



ملای امانت دار:

ملانصرالدین در صحرایی نشسته بود و داشت مرغ بریانی را می خورد. رهگذری به او رسید و گفت:ملا! اجازه بدهید من هم یک لقمه بردارم. ملانصرالدین جواب داد: خیر اجازه نمی دهم چون مال کسی است. رهگذر گفت: شما که خودتان مشغول خوردنش هستید. ملا گفت: درست است، ولی صاحب این مرغ آن را به من داده تا من آن را بخورم نه کس دیگری.





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