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پنجشنبه 25 آبان 1391 :: نویسنده : بچه های شاد       

 سه تا زن انگلیسی ، فرانسوی و ایرانی با هم قرار میزارن که اعتصاب کنن و دیگه کارای خونه رو نکنن تا شوهراشون ادب بشن و بعد از یک هفته نتیجه کارو بهم بگن !

 

بعد از انجام این کار دور هم جمع شدن ، زن فرانسوی گفت : به شوهرم گفتم که من دیگه خسته شدم بنابراین نه نظافت منزل، نه آشپزی ، نه اتو و نه . . . خلاصه از اینجور کارا دیگه بریدم .
خودت یه فکری بکن من که دیگه نیستم یعنی بریدم !
روز بعد خبری نشد ، روز بعدش هم همینطور .
روز سوم اوضاع عوض شد، شوهرم صبحانه را درست کرده بود و آورد تو رختخواب من هم هنوز خواب بودم ، وقتی بیدار شدم رفته بود . 

 

زن انگلیسی گفت : من هم مثل فرانسوی همونا را گفتم و رفتم کنار .
روز اول و دوم خبری نشد ولی روز سوم دیدم شوهرم لیست خرید و کاملا تهیه کرده بود ، خونه رو تمیز کرد و گفت کاری نداری عزیزم منو بوسید و رفت .


 

زن ایرانی گفت : من هم عین شما همونا رو به شوهرم گفتم !
اما روز اول چیزی ندیدم !
روز دوم هم چیزی ندیدم !
روز سوم هم چیزی ندیدم !
شکر خدا روز چهارم یه کمی تونستم با چشم چپم ببینم !





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